Saturday, June 18, 2011

MUMMIES MADE IN EGYPT-BOOK SUMMARY


H…HEYYO!! Coolerics EC here! Wellecomz tooey the ‘Mummies Made in Egypt’ book summary!!!

In this book, we’ve got: the Make-You-Barf-But-Totally-Cool Process of how Egyptians made mummies! Now, if you excuse me, I will ignore comments saying EEYUCK, BLECK, etc. so don’t bother sending me any comments of that kind. ‘K? Let’s get started.
So, in this book, we’ve got: the Make-You-Barf-But-Totally-Cool Process of how Egyptians made mummies, plenty of drawings, the old way the ancient Egyptians buried the dead, and lotsa more! So let’s get started.

You will learn quite a bit of stuff here, and also, see some cool pictures. A great {STAR RANK} book! Unfortunately, this book actually has a drawing of people taking out a dead person’s brains {A+}! Next! LOL! It has Pictures of Amulets that were buried with a mummy? Cool! Wow! They even had spells with them!! EXTRAVAGENZA!! {* Rank 2(*R2)} And they got 4 coffins? Aww… {*R2 ½} The funeral part is sad...

WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DID I JUST SEE?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did I just see women that throw dust on their faces during the funeral? You gotta be kidding me!!!! And they even give ginormous tombs for just 1 dead person? BOO!!! {A-} What a waste of time!!! And they even sealed the tomb with stone slabs?! Well… might be for safety… {A} Hey-ey-ey!! Hey! Is that-Osi-er-sis?! Oh, that’s Osiris, that king/god the egypt-guys called legendary… the first person to be mummified… and the only person to be mummified by a god? Cool… {*R2} So there you have it! This Book’s rank is…is…is…

STAR RANK TWO!!
And the age rank is...is...is... 7+!

Just an extra note; from lowest to highest (Worst to best), the book ranks are:
R,
F-, F, F+,
E-, E, E+,
D-, D, D+,
C-, C, C+,
B-, B, B+,
A-, A, A+,
*R1, *R2, *R3, *R4, *R5, and finally,*R MAX!!

1 comment:

  1. laugh- your report-laugh - is soooo - haha haaa- funy !!!

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